November 2008
49 posts
go eat an avocado.
can one of my friends please suck up their masculinity for 2 hours and go see spring awakening on broadway with me before it closes? thanks.
i have always been turned off by anything vampire related. i think every vampire besides count chocula is a hoax and a waste of space. so this week, all i have been hearing about is this stupid new movie and whether i’ve seen it yet. tonight i got all excited to make a post saying that i was boycotting “twilight” and that i didn’t care what anybody thought, and there was no...
martinsays.com weekly recommendations.
i think i’m gonna start doing this. maybe once a week, maybe more, maybe less. who knows. feel free to submit stuff you’d think i’d dig in the comments.
the best music video i’ve seen in a while:
BUTCH WALKER: THE WEIGHT OF HER
the second best music video i’ve seen in a while:
I AM SHAMELESS.
the hardest i have laughed in a while:
SCREAMING AT CATS.?
ok, so...
@ the vancouver airport about to hop on a redeye. NYC ill see you in the morning. <3. what you guys up to for thanksgiving? i’m headed up to maine with the doc and cookin’ up a storm. maybe i’ll get in a little early season skiing if we get some snow up there. do me (and yourself) a favor. this thanksgiving, try not to go on the computer for the whole day. your family misses...
Watchfeaturing clips from our full length dvd “read between the lines” in stores now. whole video goes up monday on mtv.com. yes, that pizza tasted good.
hello UK.
taking a quick trip back across the water with our boys in metro station.
bring your sexy accents.
1-24-09 Glasgow @ Garage (http://www.seetickets.com Box office number : 0871 230 7131) 1-25-09 Manchester @ Club Academy (http://www.gigsandtours.com/?a=boys+…oyslikegir ls) 1-26-09 Birmingham @ Academy 2 (http://www.gigsandtours.com/?a=boys+…oyslikegir ls) 1-27-09 Leeds...
needed a change of pace and some fresh air so i flew to vancouver, bc for a few days. i promise to come back with some new songs written and sexy windburned cheeks. who’s going christmas caroling with me this year? i’m already prepping my game. g e t i n v o l v e d.
although nip/tuck and i have shared many a fine moment together, i have always been slightly terrified of plastic surgery. especially ever since one of my high school teachers was on that really eerie makeover show a few years back called “extreme makeover,” where they basically tear your face off and build you a new one. today was my first experience at the plastic surgeons, but hey,...
whoever made this is my new hero. welcome to my top 8. unfortunately for me, every day i watch my chin slowly age into a butt chin. no wonder dr. j refuses to shave. i would tell you to get involved, but i don’t think anyone who reads this site should to aspire to grow a butt chin. regardless, hope you have a wonderful morning.
edit: let’s see a martin’s froglegs myspace...
another great american past time will be put to rest tonight. i remember being 13 years old and coming home from school every day to watch carson daily announce whether korn or limp bizkit had beaten out the backstreet boys or nsync for the top slot. i remember wondering what jesse camp would be wearing, dreaming some day i’d see the inside of that studio as more than a passer by in times...
this whole girls in high waisted jean fad needs to end. you all look like my 7th grade english teacher in her ‘91 levis that she pulled all the way up to below her boobs. the only girl they look good on is katy perry. bring back the low rise! on a non-superficial note, this is crazy.
beef and brent just called me from the ac/dc show and they’re sitting next to gene simmons. hating them right now. and i want pinkberry with some fucking cap’n crunch and raspberries rather than this gross piece of trident splash gum. sorry but you can’t rip off gushers and not let me swallow it. go buy the new butch walker cd.
i am a wombat.
luck.
today as i was walking to the elevator, my new neighbor bursts out of her apartment screaming as if she had just seen michael moore naked. turns out she saw a rat run across her kitchen floor. once she calmed down, we became friends. she takes pictures of toilets. she’s gonna frame one for me to hang in my bathroom. love that.
so today is 11/11. thing is, every night at 11:11 i make a wish....
my dad just sent me this email. thought i'd share.
Veteran’s Day
Daniel Johnson to Martin
show details 7:35 PM (5 hours ago)
Hey, just home from work…. and thinking. Tomorrow is Veteran’s Day, a national holiday. I usually don’t give it much thought. I was a CO, a conscientious objector, in the Vietnam War, 1969. Peace, love, dope, you know. And although I served my 2 years of alternative duty in the U.S. in lieu...
i want to get a little fat black pug that snorts and name him baron von albert.
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