February 2009
17 posts
been playing guitar 12 hours a day. i feel like i got a reverse manicure. i need ice and a whambulance with some french cries, pronto.  quote of the day: “i mean, there are only so many notes.  what makes something original is how you put it together.”   -lenny kravitz 
Feb 27th
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quote of the day: there’s a plaque on our wall that says we’ve sold over 65 million albums, and i don’t feel i’ve accomplished anything. i feel like i’m just getting started. -eddie van halen  …the BLG myspace has a new in-studio layout with a bunch of updates included and more to come. get involved.
Feb 26th
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i feel like chatting about some random shit to clear the mind. comment. let’s banter. i’ll be on for a bit.  EDIT 8:48PM PACIFIC TIME: be right back i’m hungry. EDIT 9:09PM PACIFIC TIME: back. bad look on the microwavable mini-ravioli.   EDIT 9:36PM PACIFIC TIME: pretend all my replies are spoken in the fashion of little mama while judging america’s best dance crew.  EDIT...
Feb 26th
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the internet isn’t always an appropriate place to stream thought on some circumstances or personal situations. best to keep some things to thyself. i’ll let bono take this one. sleep  sleep tonight  and may your dreams  be realized  if the thunder cloud  passes rain  so let it rain  rain down him  so let it be  so let it be  sleep  sleep tonight  and may your dreams  be realized  if...
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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today i was off in my own world and really had to pee. you know the b-line large public bathroom rush where you sort of just go for it? k. so i’m in that zone, bomb inside and lap the place twice trying to find the urinals before i felt the presence of 6 old ladies staring at me over my shoulder like i was completely out of my mind. took me a good 30 minutes to shake off the “i’m...
Feb 24th
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i’m sick of fresh prince reruns. enough already. there. i said it. oh yeah, and i don’t think big giant talking soda’s and boxes of fries are funny.   quote for these 2 months: “when you are through changing, you are through.”   -bruce barton 
Feb 20th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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a sandwich tastes 50% better when cut diagonally.  quote of the day: “the very essence of instinct is that it’s followed independently of reason.”  -charles darwin 
Feb 17th
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if i go buy a fucking swiffer can this canadian cable company discontinue the commercial just for my tv? please? i’ll invest the money in one to not see the thing again. it squirts! it sucks! it cleans! i get it! it sounds like a whore! this reminds me why i hate television. i literally haven’t watched it in years…well, i have in dvd form, whatever, i don’t know anyone in...
Feb 14th
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creepy. creepier. nightmares. what marketing executive decided that horror movie style characters make people hungry? imma open a fast food joint with jason from friday the 13th as the mascot and make millions. quote of the day: “what’s beautiful is all that counts, pal. that’s ALL that counts.”   -jack nicholson   postscript: that quote is some bullsheeeeit, but...
Feb 13th
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quote of the morning after recording our first song in 2 1/2 years yesterday: does a bear shit in the woods? -anonymous  
Feb 12th
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a big person in my life recently laid down the law. there are two types of people. orange soda people and not orange soda people. …think about that selection and the type of person that makes that selection…especially at a restaurant. i am an orange soda person. i live in the shadow of legends such as kel from kenan and kel. that dude fuckin loved him some orange soda. well,...
Feb 11th
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for the last few years i have been using one of those round fibery sponges with bodywash every day in the shower. then i found out it was called a loofah, and started using washcloths cause that word gives me the heebie jeebies.  quote of the day: “if at first an idea isn’t absurd, there is no hope for it.”   -albert einstein
Feb 10th
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for the past week i have been on a meditation retreat in tibet and went through a spiritually liberating moment when i threw my laptop and both cell phones out of our yak skin boat. i swore myself off using electricity, shaved my head, donated all my clothes and began to only wear a zhuba robe. my management somehow found me, kidnapped me by force, drugged me, and flew me by jet to the mountains...
Feb 10th
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Feb 2nd
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