March 2009
11 posts
martin is
domestimarty.
i just cleaned the entire condo. scrubbed and washed endles piles of dishes, pots and pans, emptied out mountains of trash, windexed, scrubbed, cleaned the bathrooms (toilets included), did all my laundry…allll of it…changed my sheets, took a shower, and now somehow i’m still ancy. we can’t finish this record soon enough. my head is going to explode.
quote of the day:...
i need to do my sock laundry. my feet are starting to smell like cooler ranch doritos.
quote of the day: “why join the navy if you can be a pirate?” -steve jobs
today i realized that the fingernail on my finger that fell off a few months ago is growing back like an old mans wavy toenail. FML.
03/02/2009 at 12:04am by martinsays - misc - i agree, your life is f***ed (0) - you deserved that one (1,000,000,000,000)
titty bingo.