May 2009
11 posts
my friend told me today that i should get a license to carry. considering i’m scared shitless of guns, i’ve decided to save all my toenail clippings from the next few years and carry them around in a bag so that if someone messes with me i have a sweet lethal weapon to shower them with and i won’t have to worry about accidentally killing somebody.
god bless the nincompoop who designed the caps for vitamin water. i was so excited for my refreshing beverage when i dropped the unopened bottle on the floor. cap snaps and it exploded all over my apartment. i have been in a similar situation 5 or 6 times, same drink. might as well leave the cap off, either way its going all over your shit. brent’s breath smelled like paul’s dogs...
the time has come
tickets just went on sale for our upcoming tour with nevershoutnever and the ready set. can’t wait to see you there.
6.19 Philadelphia, PA Buy Tickets
6.20 Lancaster, PA Buy Tickets
6.22 Atlanta, GA Buy Tickets
6.23 St. Petersburg, FL Buy Tickets
6.24 Ft. Lauderdale, FL Buy Tickets
6.30 Los Angeles, CA Buy Tickets
7.01 Anaheim, CA ...
what is contagious?
what is love drunk?
world of warcraft = turnoff.
i want to build myself a fort out of blankets and a table with kids toys and flashlights inside and live in there for a little while.
there’s a place in france where the naked ladies dance. there’s a hole in the wall where the men can see it all.
