god bless the nincompoop who designed the caps for vitamin water. i was so excited for my refreshing beverage when i dropped the unopened bottle on the floor. cap snaps and it exploded all over my apartment. i have been in a similar situation 5 or 6 times, same drink. might as well leave the cap off, either way its going all over your shit. brent’s breath smelled like paul’s dogs breath tonight. bad look for him.

i don’t like growing up.